Tuesday, November 28, 20065:21 PM
Once for Twice.
lala.. Life is so boring. So i got nothin to post bout. ill post some jokes!
1) Hubby: u always carry my pic in ur handbag to the office. y?
Wife: When there is a prob, no matter how impossible, i look at ur pic n the prob disappears.
Hubby: u see, how miraculous n powerful i am to u.
Wife: Yes, i see ur pic n say to myself ,''Wad other prob can there be bigger than this one?
2) Girl: when we get married, i wan to share all ur worries, troubles n lighten ur burden.
Boy: it's v kind of u, darling, But i don have any worries or troubles.
Girl: well thats bcos we arent married yet.
3) Marriage is a three ring circus:
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
3. sufferring
4) A couple came upon a wishin well. The husband leaned over, made a wish n threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled ''it rlly works!''
5) My husband's cooking is so bad, he's even managed to give the dustbin food poisoning.
6) Horace grabbed his plate n walked up the party buffet for the 4th tym. ''arent u embarrassed
to go bac for so many helpings?'' asked his wife. ''Not a bit,'' Horace replied. '' I keep tellin dem
its for u.''
7) A woman gets on a bus holdin a baby. The bus driver says, '' Thats the ugliest baby i've ever
seen.'' In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box n took an aisle seat near the
rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated n asked her wad was
wrong. ''The bus driver insulted me,'' she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: ''Why, he's a public servant n shouldn't say things to insult
passengers.'' ''You're ryt,'' she said. ''I think ill go back up there n give him a piece of my
mind.'' ''Dats a good idea,'' the man said. ''Here, let me hold ur monkey.''
8) ''Wad are the chances of my recovery?'' a 20-yr-old man sufferin from cancer, asked the
doctor. Ur chances of recovery is GREAT. nine out of ten ppl die from this cancer n u r the
tenth.
*JOKES JUST ROCK WAY TOO MUCH, DONCHA THINK SO? SO COME LAUGH WIF ME.
~HAHAHAHAHAHA -.-
