Tuesday, January 20, 200910:03 PM
Once for Twice.
Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow..
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!
Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....
A boy came home from school with his exam results.'
What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?''
They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'
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LOL =.=
Went out with Stella, Angel, Claudia, Guru, Yongler, Jonathan, Shangyan and Liwei.
One word - FUN!
Blog about it soon.
BYE! (:
P/S. It's a day off for all YTzens today. Muahaha, sucks to be you! (if you're not from YTSS, that is.)
